I am filthy, decent but I am also slightly fabulous and fairly gifted. Although I am confident in my own skin, I sincerely get shy in describing my attributes. But it is customary. So… I have been told I am ‘gorgeous’, ‘striking’, ‘cute’, and been compared to Audrey Hepburn, Monica Belluci and Catherine Zeta-Jones. (blush) I have also been described as ‘top shelf’, ‘posh totty’ and ‘f*@&!ing horny like Nigella Lawson’. Apparently.