Well well well.... look what the cat dragged in. ME! The cat dragged me in because I had too many shots of the boxed wine. I call them shots because my wine glass isn't your standard wine glass.... ( that's what I tell myself anyway.) 💃🙌🏻🎊 And whomever invented wine in a plastic bag with a spout, kudos good sir or mam. You have made us believe that we haven't polished off an entire bottle in an hour because there is still more wine in the box. 😂😂😳 don't judge man. I wanna go to wine tasting and sample all the old vintage wines and then say " yes, it's good, but have you tried boxe' ya know all sophisticated, and they reply... "Boxe' you say?" In a quizzical manner.. and I reach down in my giant hobo purse and pull out a cardboard cube of my favorite adult grape juice. 😂😂 I slam it on the table and say " check mate" 😎 And I slowly get up from the table and people around me are shocked with amazement, some holding their mouths open in suprise and awe. I wall out slowly as the music plays in the background... then the screen goes black and credits roll. Man, I should write movies. 🎥 🙂🤣 I got another movie idea where this guy is looking for cute gal for a session in PEORIA. So he gets on AS and combs through the ads when he stumbles upon this dazzling chick named TYLER. He finds out she has FLAT RATES.. oh my.. so without hesitation he calls her or texts.. doesn't matter to her.. and he makes time to visit her and he gets the best damn session of his life and on his way home he gets a lottery ticket. Pulls into the driveway, happy and refreshed. Grabs some boxed wine out the fridge and enjoys a few shots while he waits for the lottery numbers.... And guess what yall... can you believe his luck... HE WINS! the end! DONT MISS YOUR SHOT! Come see me. Ya just never know. 😛😛😛😛 480-708-2726. No review policy. 🫣👌🥰 (keep me secret)