Asian Relax Foot Massage

I am absolutely thrilled with this place and it has become my new favorite spot. I have a strong preference for curvier individuals, particularly those of Latin American descent. However, in this particular establishment, the focus is on Asian cuisine, which is known for its delightful spiciness.

Parking available in front, although it may not be very inconspicuous. Step through the door and head upstairs.

In a word, horrible. It was my own fault. I've been to enough parlors to know how to profile them. If there's a man working there, you're not getting anything. If the women are wearing scrubs or smocks, you're not getting anything. And yet when I walked in a saw a man, I said "What the heck, maybe it'll be different." Wrong! The massage was good enough but the masseuse spoke VERY little English and I got no HE (of course). After it was done and I was putting on my clothes, she hovered outside the semi-private room that was closed off from the main "lobby" by a very thin curtain held together in the middle with a hair clip. I discovered the reason she was hovering was to shove the customary small styrofoam cup of water in my face. I usually decline but I took it this time and thanked her and the man who seemed to be in charge. As I headed for the steps (the place is upstairs), she masseuse quickly rattled off something in Chinese to the man in charge. I should've guessed what she was saying because the man stopped me with, "Sir, sir. Tib. Tib." I played dumb, knowing he meant tip but there was no way in hell I was tipping with no HE. They continued back & forth in Chinese and the woman pointed to the room I'd just left, so I asked, "Did I leave something in the room?" Their English is truly bad because they must've thought I said that I left the tip in the room because the woman ran in there and the guy thanked me and told me good night. I didn't wait for them to discover that there was no tip. I was out of there and I won't be returning. Remember my nasty brethren, if there's a man working there and/or if the women are in "uniform" then you're not getting anything but a standard massage.