Crazy Panda Massage

legit place no funny business. just a good massage.

This parlor is in a relatively busy business park right next to a Jersey Mike's. I is just off a main road but well advertised as far as the signs are concerned. I had not seen a review from this place in a while. It looks like its been open for some time but it is not reviewed on here so I thought I would go give it a shot. When I walked in the place looked clean and smelled good. The layout was not the best. They had chairs in the front lobby area for foot massages which was not a big deal but the hallway was very short and it had what appeared to be a sheet hanging at the end. I think that the worker's living area was behind the sheet. This place is very small and it appeared to have maybe two or three rooms. When I walked in I asked for a 1 hours massage and paid the house fee. I was led to a room just off of the front lobby by Sandy (I think that is what she called herself). The room was positioned that when the door opened, you could see the front desk. I took off all my cloths and laid face down. I could hear every word that was being spoken in the front lobby by everyone. I could also hear the conversations of the people just outside of the building which was the outdoor eating area of Jersey Mikes. I closed my eyes and tried to relax. Sandy walked into the room and immediately covered me up. During the massage, Sandy hit all the good spots. She gives a very good medium to hard massage. She was very good and totally professional. There was no teasing whatsoever and at one point I moved the towel away from my junk and she immediately put it back. The massage was good but there are no extras here. Even if there was extras, I think that the people eating their sandwiches could hear what would be going on inside the building from the outside dining area. I may return but if I do it will be for only a massage and I will only get a 30 minute while I wait for my Jersey Mikes sandwich to be made.

If you’re looking for a legit rub, you're at the right place. man, legit rubs suck. The feeling you get from your body being refreshed is great, but the disappointment of being let down without a HE really outweighs the massage. Helen was a hard worker though, no doubt about it. Her hands were a bit tough but that sort of added character to the massage. Good rub from head to toe, and she turned me inside out. No teasing, no hints, no thing else though.