Asian Wellness Massage

Hands down the worst massage experience I've ever had, read the next session for exact details. Look I don't ever write reviews not even for amazon products but this can't stay in silence. I visited this place a week ago, and actually had a great experience there and decided to come back again. Last time a relatively pretty and skilled lady gave me service making me happy enough to come back a week later but this time when I visited I was greeted by a horrific lady that looked like one of those prostitues from the movie Taken. Seemed barely coherent and felt like either her brain was hollow or she was on heavy pain killers. I said heck let's give it a try usually when they look like this they make up for it in a solid massage. She gave me the absolute worst table shower I've ever had, literally just put water on my back barely rubbed by body a bit of soap and bye bye. Making these weird noises and weird laughs trying to make me horny but achieving the exact opposite. Wiped myself while she was staring blankly at me and smiling. Ok it's massage time now let's see what she can do. Asked me if I want hard/med/soft, I said as hard as possible. Damn this massage felt like they picked up some random hobo from the street said here's some oil and go ahead figure it out. 0 technique, jumping from place to place, "soft massage" would be an understatement it's more like gliding her unpleasant hands over my body randomly. Constantly leaving the room without saying anything. I can't emphasize how bad this massage is, even for those who don't care about the massage this is just so bad that it was unpleasant. At times she pressed in areas between my fingers as hard as the could which was super painful, idk what that was for... This was the first time I've ever waited for the massage to be over and in more then a few occasions I was considering stopping her on the spot and leaving, but I don't like to be rude like this and decided to finish the suffering session so I can leave. Typically it's not that hard to make me pop and if it's an old/unattractive lady I can close my eyes and use some imagination, but here I was so turned off that I said even if she put a gun to my head I won't be able to pop. She turned me over after what felt like a horrible set of 35 mins only to see my dead asleep Joe. Right away I tell her only massage my body and nothing else. Her massage was so bad that there won't be a way in the world that she can give a proper HJ . She said ok and after 30 seconds of silence and processing she said "you not happy? you don't like massage?", now I'm not the type to kick a man while he's down so I gave her the political answer of "no the massage is great just not in the mood today". We both knew what I meant by that. After a few more seconds of horrible massaging and awkward silence she opens up the same convo again and tries to convince me otherwise. It was an annoying back-and-forth. "you no like me? why?", digging and digging instead of letting it go. She even offered for the lady that serviced me last week to come finish the job, but I politely rejected. I said to myself well the previous massage was very very good and this was very very bad so I'd give this place a 2.5/5 stars, but wait until you hear the finishing touch of this madness... A phone rings outside of the room and she leaves the room, I use this opportunity to get up and finish this early. It was such a bad experience that I wanted to request my money back all together, but out of respect for her profession gave her a 20 just so I can leave quietly. She looks at me with a surprised face and says "only 20? I gave you a good massage! I gave you amazing table shower!", I looked at her and impatiently and sarcastically said said "yea, best message ever" and continued to get dressed. She waits 5 seconds and repeats the same mantra, this time I look at her and say "do you want me to take the 20 back?" she said "no", I said "so take it and be quiet". I didn't mean it in a patronizing way whatsoever, but strictly surprised at how she has the guts to demand a bigger tip for something so bad. During the massage I said to myself that I'll come back to that other girl because she was so good, but after it all ended I realized that I should have nothing to do with a place that hires these sorts of people. Truly disgusting. The other lady's name is either Cici, Coco, or YuYu. I recall when asking her the said something with two "C"s but this freak-of-a-lady said her name is YuYu, she's def worth a shot 4.5 star review right there. If I can give Amy a negative rating I would.

Chill place kind of off in the cut so your vehicle isn’t out near the main road. The outside door was open, could look better from outside, rang door bell, was greeted.. usually like an hour and a half. Took an hour. Clean room. Clean facilities. Was greeted by the woman with a smile and a nervous giggle. Probably some stereotypical thoughts went through her head about my complexion. I said hello in Mandarin, kind of calmed her down. Paid for the hour. She showed me to my room, no instructions just asked if I have been before. I said no. Undressed, she walked in mid way, went to put the towel on. She said no need. Too hot.. ok. Started with a gentle massage, she sat on me to let me feel her skin. Bumped my arms with her legs to give me clues that things were ok. She had on a little sailor shirt outfit. Red nails. Black hair. Padded bra, ended up being an A cup for sure. Decent legs. Firm but no ass. Bell kept ringing so she went out a couple of times. Annoying. I was thinking maybe she was the head lady, nope. Did the booty soft touching but that doesn’t do anything for me. Turned over. Did the “oh my” routine. Because of her reaction I just held her ass. She did the soft touches and blowing air to help the shooter arrive. She got it to what she thought was ready, lol, then negotiation. Told me I’m the boss. I honestly didn’t want to do anything but I’m here, let’s go. She took a step out. Probably to give the signal to the boss that she would be on her back. Came back in. Did some woosah on the shooter, then asked. “Are you ready” I was thinking oh. Ok. Not really but. Ok. She put the cover on I had to handle it because I wasn’t really ready and I knew it would need to roll down more. She says “you get on top” I’m like. Ok. No foreplay or anything but she was wet. She grabbed the shooter and got herself ready. She was able to take some meat, warmed her up for a bit and then I started to lose interest so I had to entertain myself. Grabbed her up and made her get into it. She started wrapping her legs around me and moving trying to take it all. She put in some good work when she realized I wasn’t a 5 min man. I got bored honestly so I asked her to finish me with her hands. This surprised me, she took off the cap and went to work with her hands. After a while she asked where i want to finish. I said on your face. She actually seemed happy and said ok. Nuff said, I tried to shoot her face off. She licked it off and then went immediately back to order. Grabbing the sanitizer, cleaning me up etc. I paid her got her WeChat, that’s when I knew she was not the owner because she had to make an excuse to get her phone when I asked if she had wechat, exchanges contact and left. Not really sure how to go about seeing someone else if I go back.. Not a bad place. Just think I expected someone else because of the reviews I read… I think I will try to call and make an appointment next time but they may pull the switch.

Shared parking lot with a Barber. Low key. Jenny was super sweet. I paid her for the hour. We started with a soft sensual table shower. After she dried my off we went straight to the room for a thirty min full body massage. She wised her hands, elbows and feet. What a relaxing experience. After the flip she began to play with it making it stand straight up. She started licking her lips and asked what me if I wanted the menu. I asked for FS . She obliged by covering me up and getting on for a ride. She was very good at using her hips. After a few minutes she requested a switch. Mish ensued and it was also awesome. I fished and we layer down for a couple of minutes. She dressed and gave me a head rub and leg massage. I will be back.

Cici walked in for a massage and was greeted very happily and quickly. first off, her tits are amazing, she does not let down! Cici started with full body massage which was very good. When flipped over, she asked what I wanted, and said lets go all the way. She was very enthusiastic and got a condom, put it on, and laid on the table. Licked her pussy and then shoved that cock on her mouth. It was very mechanical, but being worked up from being rubbed down, it certainly wasn't my best marathon but she got the job done. definitely no rush, and very accommodating. Doggy was pretty good too naturally the last position before popping.

Cici's body looks good, she's a petite with some big tits, nice and round ass, a real treat, I would repeat for sure, not too bad of a place, small but clean and very safe, sanitized too, just take care of the girls and you'll do fine. It was not my first time at this place, I made a stop and was greeted by Cici, nice looking girl, I signed up and followed her to the room where she had me get ready. The massage felt good, she let me roam so I grabbed her nice tits, her round ass, then played with her pussy before she began stroking my cock and got the rubber on me. Maybe a three-minute CBJ , some DATY and then switch positions three times. I got on top and finished and left. At the end of the day it was a great time, got me some good pussy and left happy.

Pretty standard AMP storefront Looked at reviews and called ahead asking for Yuki. Got there around noon, pretty quiet strip mall but off a relatively major street. For context, I'm a newbie and new to the area but had been to regular AMPs . Yuki came to greet me (although I didn't know it was her at the time) and I was led into the room. Stripped nude and laid face down without towel and pretty sure I heard girls come in and out a few times before Yuki finally began the session. I felt up her thighs as she started on my back, paying close attention to my inner thighs. She's really small, maybe 5'2 100 lbs so didn't expect much of a rub down, it was pretty below average as far as massages. Although I will say her broken English compliments of my physique while she felt up my butt definitely turned me on. On the flip she centered her attention on the member and made a thrusting motion that I understood perfectly. She said $160 but I only had $140 which she agreed to. She took her top off before one of the best CBJs I've had, lots of spit (although reading other reviews I kinda wish it was bare). Lasted about 10 mins and I was enjoying that little mouth so much that I didn't bother warning her I was close. She felt what was coming and hopped on eagerly for about 30 seconds of CG before I emptied in the rubber. That bush was wild but the grip was definitely tight - especially considering her age (hard to tell with AMPs ). At the end she explained her hesitation when I initially asked to confirm if she was Yuki - I guess she goes by Ruby (or Rumi?) now. Granted this was a couple months ago but just FYI in case anyone has had trouble seeing Yuki.

Was down that way playing some lottery tickets and decided to continue my adventure to this joint and try out. I come here on a monthly basis. Got Cici. Standard looks but not ugly. She's nice, quiet and focuses on the job. She took the fee money for a 60 min session and I stripped and got on the table. Cici came back and gave a very decent massage. On the flip, asked what I wanted. Choose the FS for a good price, which ended up being covered but it's better to play safe. Still, a nice change from the one in my hometown. Only real complaint was that she kept talking about how hot it was in the room and while it didn't bother me, she had a lot of sweat on her back while i was fucking her in doggy. Might come back. YMMV .