Fluent in Sarcasm and Bad Decisions "I'm a top and I enjoy topping. I've been told I have a Goldilocks ****—not too small, not too big, just right. 😏 I can't say I'm great at dancing or giving massages, so I'm mostly looking to do what I do best. Easygoing, fun, and looking for someone who appreciates a confident top who knows his strengths. If you have a specific kink or fetish you want, let it be known. No judgment—the worst you'll get from me is either "no, I can't do that" or "that'll be extra.""