Sunny Oriental Massage

All the signs were right. No HE. Wouldn’t go back.

Very rude and unprofessional woman answer the call did not even seem as like a place want to have business I do definitely not recommend this place at all. I hope this review help to do better in future!

Easy enough to set up an appointment, just a phone call. Not so easy to find the place though, thanks to Nathan Lane being another of those roads that appears and disappears. Still, I did manage to find the place -- eventually -- a store front parlor on the back of a small strip mall. It's a smaller, clean, and modest shop. Based on previous reviews (and really high, delusional hopes) I asked for a 90min appointment. A hundred bucks wasn't an unreasonable price. The woman who met me was average in looks, but with a pretty unexpressive face. She's someone I really wouldn't want to get into a serious game of poker with. The massage itself was pretty unspectacular. She did an okay job on the back with about the right pressure for maybe 20 or 30 minutes, then spent much more of the session knelt between my legs. Massage on the legs and butt varied from an attempt at light to medium, and there really wasn't much tease to the teasing. She'd basically put her finger on my butt crack, maybe hint at a tickle of the taint, but nothing more, even with the little bit of wiggling I did hoping that'd hint at more. On the flip, she rubbed my chest and belly a little, then my arms and hands, then she went back to kneeling between my legs and rubbing those all the way up to my chest with nary a hint at more. What really got to me -- and not in a good way -- was that she took a couple of phone calls during the session -- right there in the room. Definitely not the way to win over a customer. I'm definitely going to pass on Sunny's the next time I'm in the Twin Cities.