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Monday
9:30 AM - 10:00 PM
Tuesday
9:30 AM - 10:00 PM
Wednesday
9:30 AM - 10:00 PM
Thursday
9:30 AM - 10:00 PM
Friday (Today)
9:30 AM - 10:00 PM
Saturday
9:30 AM - 10:00 PM
Sunday
9:30 AM - 10:00 PM
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toddstinkyman
This shop is in a strip mall. The parlor is a bit run down. Certainly far from upscale but I've seen worse.
I had a dream the night before I made my way to Thai massage in maple grove for my massage appointment. The dream started with me walking into a massage parlor and seeing a very beautiful and youthful Asian or Chinize masseuse. In my dream, I was offered bbj, DATY , and FS . Wow what a dream! But then I woke up and had to go to my Minnesota AMP massage appointment ......
I walk in to parlor and see an old China hag named Jenni. Borderline and pushing grandma status...give or take in 5 or 10 years. Massage was subpar at best. Some teasing before flip. Flip happens and she offers.....here comes the shocker.... DIY ! Typical Minnesota service with typical old China lady. Rip off. I could be paying myself $70 plus tip to whack myself off. What a waste of hard earned cash. Would not recommend. I could get a really hot Thai gf in Thailand or a FS massage with a gorgeous Asian in 3rd world Asia for under $30 for fuck sakes! Don't these Asian women realize the shit we have to deal with concerninv our own women? Fuck I can't wait to leavethe U.S. for Asia again!
geoffreychristopher85
I spotted this place a long time ago while visiting the chiropractor that was next door, it's long since gone, and I'm really surprised that the parlor outlived the chiropractor. I visited only once back then, and it was a dry run so I never bothered to pay another visit. Since a substantial amount of time passed so maybe things had changed for the better... it has not.
Cindy seemed nice, very quiet, didn't offer many conversations, and basically just rubbed me down in silence. In the absence of small talk, i was able to fully focus on relaxing and nearly knocked out. The massage was good and soothing.
The disappointment came when the flip did. She massaged my chest really nicely, then traveled down doing the same, but when she reached my feet, she simply wiped me down and said we had finished.
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me! There will be no third...
synthlord
No fun zone, no play, no touching, no teasing... no repeat.
Wish I could be writing a review for a more funfilled experience, but the sad truth and reality is that this MP is dudsville, just save your money, and spare yourself the disappointment. Take it from me, you're better off choking your own chicken in the comfort of your home watching girl on girl on 4K , you really want to heed my warning here brothers.
I didn't really feel we were off to a bad start at the beginning. No immediate teasing so I figured she'd ease into it a little later, but no. Stood way off after I tried to rub her leg and kept the same distance even after turning over for the frontal massage. Despite not being able to see her whole face, her eyes were a dead giveaway, she was very uncomfortable so about a minute later, I thanked her for the massage and stood to dress. She didn't hesitate to stop massaging and said thank you and left, didn't even ask, or wait for a tip. I left 10 bucks, not coming back.
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