I’m the cutest girl in your neighborhood, the most tempting intern in your office. I blend in easily in your surroundings because my background is just like all the straightlaced women in your ‘real’ life. ….but I have a secret. Will you share it with me? Discretion is paramount so I am intentionally very low-volume and selective about which suitors I accept. If I choose to see you, rest assured that you will never be just another appointment to me. I will put you at ease from our very first ‘hello’ and keep you smiling until we part ways (and buzzing for quite a while after). Whether we’re sharing stories over lunch or making loving memories between meetings on your business trip, every moment we share together will be sheer delight. Let’s escape together from the duty and obligation of our primary lives. I want to learn about whatever it is that makes you light up, lean in and talk a little faster when you discuss it. It doesn’t matter if it’s Bayesian inference, the pros & cons of different coding languages, the projected longevity of ballers’ careers, or why Star Wars is superior to Star Trek. If you’re interested, it’s interesting. Do you have what it takes to be my next secret boyfriend?