Ha Ha Massage

This was one of those things that I thought I would try out. I am new to the area, so I'm trying to find a place that I can have some fun. I like the location and I thought inside was okay, but the first session here did not go exactly how I thought it would be. The lady introduced herself as Lisa. I did not think she was really that great-looking, but I did not care. My goal was to find some action. All I ended up getting was a bunch of oil tossed all over my body. She was nice, but it was not what I was looking for. I did try to push harder for a blowjob, but she looked like she was starting to get annoyed with me. After that I just decided to stop and waited for her to finish. I left feeling like I wasted some money. I am trying to decide if I'm going to come back, because I think if I'm going to spend money like that, I would like to at least be able to fuck a younger hot woman.

I was disappointed that Lisa wasn't as young as I wanted and then was I even more annoyed that she didn't give happy endings. When I got there, there were no other patrons at the time and the surrounding area wasn't too crowded. Lisa greeted me when I came in and I was hoping for a younger gal but wound up with her anyway. She was probably just in her late thirties or so. Then back to the room where I laid face down on the table with a towel being draped over my ass a few seconds later after Lisa came in and started with the massage which pretty good. The massage itself way not bad. She used the right amount of pressure to relax the muscles and work out the kinks. She offered oil for the main event, but based on the previous review I was looking for more. Asked about other services and Lisa told me that she could not that for me. I tried to get her to do it anyway since I don't think any parlor girl would pass up a chance to get extra cash but she insisted on saying no repeatedly and got annoyed. Soon it was time for me to get dressed and then I left. What a waste.

This just turned out to be a regular massage session with no extras, I got me the massage with Lisa and she was good as far as the massage goes but she didn't offer me any extras after she had me turn over, she only finished the rub and sent me off, what a bummer, maybe I'll get lucky after a few more visits. I hadn't been to this place before but when I saw it I thought I could at least get my dick jerked off for the right price, I paid the lady at the front and was able to get me a session with Lisa, she was a cute Asian gal, in her 30's but she had a good body for what I had in mind. When we got in the room in the back she had me get ready for the massage and then she got her hands to work, I liked how her hands felt, she had some lotion on them too, she spent about 20 minutes on that before she had me turn over, I thought the best was yet to come and I was ready to start feeling her hands on my cock, unfortunately she didn't do any of that though, she only worked the regular massage and when she was done that was it, she didn't offer me anything else, too bad, maybe she needs to make sure I was a regular or something before she gets her hands on my cock, we'll see.

Good legit time with Lisa, clearly not for everyone. Lisa is the provider I was hooked up with, my first impression of her was that she was a bit dumb, fortunately after talking with her a little to break the ice I got along just fine with her. I can't complain about her massage because it was very relieving and effective, she worked on my neck and shoulders as I told her to and she cracked a few joints there that made me feel like new. With a HE this would have been a top notch session, but sadly she let me go home with my balls as loaded as when I got there. I thought of asking if it was a personal thing or if she was just following the parlor's policies but meh, what was the point of it? Overall it was good, but Legit sessions might look like a waste of time and money for some mongers, so think twice what are you looking for before showing up here.

I got me a massage with Lisa a few days ago and she did a hell of a job working that alone, I was there for a hand job though but she didn't give me any of that, she kinda teased me a little and that was it, not sure if I need to earn their trust or something before they jerk me off but this time around I got nothing more than that, if you only want a regular massage you should be fine, they'll take care of you. Close...but no cigar with Lisa, when she came in the room I was already half naked on that massage table, she looked good too, she had some perky tits, ok ass, it was my first time at this place but I was sure hoping that she'd wanna get her hands on my cock, I got face down as she wanted me to and then she got me started with a nice and deep massage, she was also using those hands to tease me and work around my junk, specially when she had facing up, I was getting a little turned on and she asked me if it felt good, I told her it felt great and all, I was hoping she'd start jerking me off or something so you can imagine how surprised I was when she told me she was done, she didn't do anything else, she bailed, my jaw dropped, nothing I could do though, as soon as she was done I left too, had to wack off when I got home, I needed it.