Massage Inn

1. [SURFACE ENVIRONMENT] MP is in Southwest Arlington. It's hardly the kind of place you'd stumble onto by chance. It's a little concealed from the main road, so you'd have to look for it. It is part of a building complex that appears to be from the twentieth century. 2. [THE MP] The rooms are spacious, and the lighting is romantically dim. The room was filled with soothing music. No sexual activities or draping were permitted, according to a sign on the wall of my room. The drapery requirement was disregarded. 3. [THE TEAM] I only noticed one other woman, an East Asian lady with multicolored hair who reminded me of Mary from the Japanese cartoon "Mary and the Witch's Flower." 4. [PERKS] There is no frequent shopper card. There was no water bottle provided.

1. [SURFACE ENVIRONMENT] MP is in Southwest Arlington. It's hardly the kind of place you'd stumble onto by chance. It's a little concealed from the main road, so you'd have to look for it. It is part of a building complex that appears to be from the twentieth century. 2. [THE MP] The rooms are spacious, and the lighting is romantically dim. The room was filled with soothing music. No sexual activities or draping were permitted, according to a sign on the wall of my room. The drapery requirement was disregarded. 3. [THE TEAM] I only noticed one other woman, an East Asian lady with multicolored hair who reminded me of Mary from the Japanese cartoon "Mary and the Witch's Flower." 4. [PERKS] There is no frequent shopper card. There was no water bottle provided.